haha

I have just arrived from mugglenet.com

here are some of the comments on the wall of shame where the webmister, namely emerson, posted some of the emails sent to him

'Excuse me mister know it all! You thing youre the biggest harry potter fan!
Will your not I AM!!!!!!!! So stop thinking your a great harry potter fan! I
AM!!!!!!! YOUR NOT!!!!!!!! So I have the following requests. I want you to close
this site. I want you to write me back saying that I AM the biggest harry potter
fan and your not. I want you to write an apology letter to everyone who has
visited this site for making them think you were the biggest harry potter fan.
That Is all.'

'You are going to hell for your satanistic rituals. You might be sexy but
that is no reason to defy GOD. I will laugh at you when you are down in hell
eating pineapples and I in up in heaven being sexy.'

'i was wondering if you could tell me how dies in book 5 i know you said
you wouldnt but i want to know because i dont know if i live to see book 5 i
have stomache cancer and im not supposed to live more than a week i know i
should be in te hospital but i dont want to be and well my birthday is june 21st
so it most likely being my last birthday do you think you could fimd it in your
ear to tell me'

'I hate this website. my name is emily watson, and i play HERMIONE
GRANGER in the harry potter movies. I HATE THIS WEBSITE, TAKE IT DOWN NOW BEFORE
I DENOUNCE IT IN PUBLIC!!! Thanks for your time, remember what I said. I have a
lot of poser with words now that I'm famus. I have tried reading Harry Potter,
and it's boring. '

'I H8 U, EMERSON. HOW DO U KNOW I AM NOT FUNY ENUF 2 B ON THE WALL OF
SHAME?! BECAUSE OF UR H8FUL AND HURTFUL COMMENTS, MY CONFIDENCE HAS DROPPED 2
SUCH AN EXTENT THAT I HAV STOPPED PURSUING MY DREAMS TO BCUM A COMEDIAN. U
SHOULD THINK ABOUT THE DAMAGING EFFECTS OF UR CRUEL 'INSULTS' B4 U MAKE THEM. I
HOPE U TAKE DIS LETTER SINCERELY BCUZ OF U MY FUTURE IS RUINED!!!!!!!!'

Emma was seen last night kissing Rupert in a cafe , but she was also seen
a week ago kissing Daniel in that same cafe . So now she is dating two guys .
(Submitted separately, with the title "OMG THIS IS HUGE NEWS OMG")Last night Dan
checked into a local hotel, no big deal right? But two hours later a young lady
(Emma Watson) was seem walking into his room, not leaving for 6 hours.

if a wall in my bathroom moves, does that mean its magical? cause if it
doesnt, then the swelling is just for nothing.

do you mind if I name my goldfish after you? It's between Emerson and
Beaudecia. I enjoy to trust animals about funny secrets like one time i told my
snail that i was its brother lol#! (joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

EMERSON! I HAVE JUST BEEN STRUCK WITH A BRILLIANT IDEA! I NEEDED TO ASK
PERMISSION FROM YOU FIRST! I AM GOING TO PUT YOUR FACE ON MARSHAMALLOWS! I ALSO
NEED TO NO WHAT YOU TASTE LIKE SO THEY ARE EMERSON FLAVORED...LICK YOUR ARM AND
WRITE BACK TO TELL ME HOW YOU TASTE SO I HAVE AN IDEA...EMERSON MARSHAMALLOWS
ARE THE FOOD OF THE 22ND CENTURY!

Oh haha!